英文笑话:Two Birds 两只鸟

Two Birds
Teacher:    Here are two birds，one is a swallow，the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:     I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:    Please tell us.
Student:     The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。